Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?
Ashly: Oh my god. You’re a terrorist.Anthony: What?Ashly: My own brother? Anthony: I’m not a terrorist.Ashly: All along…Anthony: I’m not a terrorist!Ashly: How did I not see the signs? It all adds up.Anthony: What adds up?Ashly: You’re angry all the time, you have a beard-Papa Burch: You’re brown. Ashly: Holy shit.Anthony: What? You’re brown, too! Ashly: Don’t drag me into this! You’re the one doin’ all the shady shit! Anthony: What, being brown and having a beard? That’s not shady shit, that’s racial profiling.  Ashly: Then explain those little red envelopes you keep sending out every week.Anthony: The Netflix DVDs? Ashly: What the fuck is Netflix?Papa Burch: It’s probably like Anthrax or some bullshit.Anthony: No it’s not! Ashly: YOU PUT NETFLIX IN THOSE?Anthony: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

Ashly: Oh my god. You’re a terrorist.
Anthony: What?
Ashly: My own brother? 
Anthony: I’m not a terrorist.
Ashly: All along…
Anthony: I’m not a terrorist!
Ashly: How did I not see the signs? It all adds up.
Anthony: What adds up?
Ashly: You’re angry all the time, you have a beard-
Papa Burch: You’re brown. 
Ashly: Holy shit.
Anthony: What? You’re brown, too! 
Ashly: Don’t drag me into this! You’re the one doin’ all the shady shit! 
Anthony: What, being brown and having a beard? That’s not shady shit, that’s racial profiling.  
Ashly: Then explain those little red envelopes you keep sending out every week.
Anthony: The Netflix DVDs? 
Ashly: What the fuck is Netflix?
Papa Burch: It’s probably like Anthrax or some bullshit.
Anthony: No it’s not! 
Ashly: YOU PUT NETFLIX IN THOSE?
Anthony: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

Ashly: If I was stuck in a dark forest, would you come look for me?Anthony: Yeah, would you come look for me?Ashly: What? Are you fucking kidding me?Anthony: What?Ashly: CHRIST no.Anthony: But-Ashly: Are you serious?Anthony: Well, yeah-Ashly: Do you know how our relationship works at all?Antony: Well, I thought it was kind of dysfunctional and emotionally taxing but, like, at the heart of it, it was actually really lovin-Ashly: Are you shitting me? 

Ashly: If I was stuck in a dark forest, would you come look for me?
Anthony: Yeah, would you come look for me?
Ashly: What? Are you fucking kidding me?
Anthony: What?
Ashly: CHRIST no.
Anthony: But-
Ashly: Are you serious?
Anthony: Well, yeah-
Ashly: Do you know how our relationship works at all?
Antony: Well, I thought it was kind of dysfunctional and emotionally taxing but, like, at the heart of it, it was actually really lovin-
Ashly: Are you shitting me? 


You like that, don’t you? You little slut.

You like that, don’t you? You little slut.

actinglikealetter:

The badassness that is Ashly Burch.

actinglikealetter:

The badassness that is Ashly Burch.

Bill Boness must be a hipster.

Bill Boness must be a hipster.

sexylikehobbitorelf:

Ashly Burch, you are my absolute favourite girl in the world. 

sexylikehobbitorelf:

Ashly Burch, you are my absolute favourite girl in the world. 

Ashly: What’s the haps? Anthony: I’m trying to come up with an interesting mentor character for the game I’m writing.Ashly: Write me. Put me in there.Anthony: No.Ashly: Fade in. Interior. Our computer room.Anthony: Can you shut up and help me?Ashly: You see the protagonist wielding a Nerf gun the size of a bazooka and masturbating to a picture of herself wearing a goatee.Anthony: What are you talking about?Ashly: Fade to black. Roll credits.

Ashly: What’s the haps?
Anthony: I’m trying to come up with an interesting mentor character for the game I’m writing.
Ashly: Write me. Put me in there.
Anthony: No.
Ashly: Fade in. Interior. Our computer room.
Anthony: Can you shut up and help me?
Ashly: You see the protagonist wielding a Nerf gun the size of a bazooka and masturbating to a picture of herself wearing a goatee.
Anthony: What are you talking about?
Ashly: Fade to black. Roll credits.

"Ready for bed, honey?"

"Ready for bed, honey?"

The Chocolate Taco

If you are a fan of the HAWPcast, just… just watch this.

Ashly is quite large.

Ashly is quite large.